he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
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