Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
What's wrong?
Long week. Sore muscles. Bad back. Hangover. Mini-keg. Crazy ex-wife. Unavailable love-interest. Dead celebrity families. Republicans.
Pussy.
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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