She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
Randomize
