Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
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i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
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I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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