Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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