you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
should my penis look like a turkey
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Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
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Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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