You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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