with your own penis?
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
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