: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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