i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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