Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
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he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
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holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
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