I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
He kissed a someone with a penis
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
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she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
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So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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