no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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