Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
Randomize
