Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
how drunk was i? i pretended i was getting a blowjob from a fuckin dolphin in front of my dad. thats how drunk i was.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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