yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
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