sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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