doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Let the clothes fall where they may.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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