White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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