I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
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