It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize
