my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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