I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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