the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
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you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
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mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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