I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
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