I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
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I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
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Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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