And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
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