kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
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I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
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So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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