I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Im too awkward for one night stands. I need to hire someone to come clear them out of my bed before I wake up.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
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