Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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