yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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