David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
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Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
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This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
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