as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
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Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
He better not be in your backpack
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
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"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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