Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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