There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
