but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
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I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
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I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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