My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
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Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
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I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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