You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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