Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
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You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
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I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
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