they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
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