booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
