i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
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I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
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how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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