would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
i wish my penis had a tongue
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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