is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Want updates from david's night out drinking? If so text back DAVID to this number. Std rates apply.
our landlord thinks we're weird & alcoholics. he came in to fix our broken tub and saw the laundry door on our table for beer pong, the garbage bag full of empty fifths, and that one armed baby on the doorstep. plus he saw us swimming and yargging in our pirate pool that one time.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
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