used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
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Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
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I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
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