Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
babies were throwing up all over the place
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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