So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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