also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
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He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
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I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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