I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
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