Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
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