I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
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she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
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I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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