she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
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He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
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My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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