So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
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I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
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Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
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