She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
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You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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