butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
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There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
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I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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