I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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