They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
There r osticjed everywhere
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
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