"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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