At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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