we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
I wanna passion pit in your ass
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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