FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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